Oh dear... .'.

Pyroptix sent me this link.
here's a snippet:
(feel free to read as much background reasoning as you want into my choices of what to keep and what not to, but I assure you that any analysis you make will be redundant by the next time I make an entryfnord)

** 60 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) **

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
30. War Dims Hope for Peace
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

along similar(ish) lines, I picked this up at the cafe today